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December 23, 2010

Billion Ringgit Bride

Filed under: Taib Must Go,Yang Di Kasihi — Pengayau @ 4:00 am
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Taken from Sarawak Report
Did she marry for his money or his morals? All we know of the bride is she is around 29 and from Lebanon

We have an exclusive picture of Sarawak Chief Minister, Taib Mahmud’s, new young bride.  Kuching has been aflame with interest and amusement at the leaked information that the 74 year old has found himself a second wife who is apparently still in her 20s.

However, the government has refused to issue official confirmation of the wedding ceremony, which was celebrated at the weekend in the Chief Minister’s vast mansion (the financing of which remains a mystery, like the rest of his properties).  Even senior Government Ministers have been scouring the web for details of the new “Thief Lady”, who has yet even to be announced by name. In desperation calls were even going out to Sarawak Report.  We feel honoured to oblige.

Sarawak’s wealth around her neck

Sarawakians will not fail to notice that several thousand hectares of irreplaceable jungle must have been felled and turned to oil palm to adorn this lady’s neck.

Addiction to gaudy baubles is a notable foible of Taib’s female family members – Jamilah his daughter shows off these diamonds

One top London jeweller today gave the opinion that the rubies in her diamond tiara, necklace, ring and broach are “likely to be fake glass”.  His reason was that if they were genuine cabochon rubies, like they appear to be, then they would be “priceless at such a size as that”.  When pressed the jeweller hazarded that they would be worth at least RM150 million.

Since the Chief Minister has yet to release details about his bride we will leave Sarawakians to decide amongst themselves whether the Chief Minister has adorned his new wife in glass or cabochon ruby.

Christmas is a time for sharing

As they depart for their Christmas honeymoon, doubtless utilising one of the Hornbill jets funded by Sarawak’s hard-pressed taxpayers, we hope the happy couple spare a thought for the many hungry children in the longhouses who are hoping for a nice present this year.

However, times are hard because more and more land has been snatched away from these communities by the Chief Minister’s BN government, so their parents will have already told them not to expect too much.

Showing off daughter Jamilah, nieice Anita and pals

As ever, these parents will have to remind their children that the Chief Minister’s favourite advice to the rural folks is that they “must learn to wait”.  Apparently, Taib is promising that at some stage he will begin to share his wealth with the people he took it from!

Low cut – sister and daughters
 

Exposure earlier on by Antu Beduru

TOP SECRET: RANCANGAN SULIT PBB TERBONGKAR


The hottest rumour in Kuching today is that our beloved Chief Minister will be getting married on Saturday 18th December. His future wife is further rumoured to be a young foreigner. Details of two wedding receptions have been whispered, and we cannot verify their truth, but:

(i) Official Government Dinner at Pullman Hotel.

(ii) Private reception at his residence Demak Jaya catered by Borneo Convention Centre Kuching on an Arabic Asian theme for 300 friends, family and VVIPs. Why Arabic theme? Because the bride is a 17 year old Lebanese girl introduced by Taib’s own sister Raziah Mahmud, who is married to a Lebanese businessman.

We would like to take this opportunity to wish our beloved Chief Minister heartiest congratulations if this rumour is indeed true.

We have also heard that the CM will make a surprise announcement that he will retire in January and vacate his Balingian seat for the next state elections. This will catch everyone by surprise and the Opposition will not be able to target Taib anymore. Sarawak Report and Radio Free Sarawak will become ineffective and will have lost their prime target who will have surrendered and stepped down. However, Taib will keep his successor a secret.

In January, Taib will finally step down and hand over his job to his most trusted deputy and make the announcement:


Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu anak Numpang will become the next CM of Sarawak.

This is a good strategy because Taib knows that the majority of rural Ibans will be happy and ‘celap ati’ because finally they will have an Iban CM. They will continue to vote for BN because finally they will be able to see with their own eyes that they have an Iban CM. BN will win big, thanks to rural Iban voters who will be celebrating that they have an Iban CM.

Jabu will make the announcement for the state elections and lead BN to a resounding victory with the help of the rural Ibans who will still be celebrating for having an Iban CM.

Once BN has won, Jabu will make a further surprise announcement and step down on election results night. He will give way to the person who will stand at the Balingian seat that was vacated by Taib. Who will that person be?


Taib’s own family member, Datuk Sri Dr. Hj Mohd Effendi Norwawi. Effendi and Taib are first cousins.

Effendi becomes Chief Minister and appoints Datuk Seri Douglas Uggah as Deputy Chief Minister. Power in Sarawak goes back to Taib’s family. As the crowning glory, Effendi appoints Taib as Governor of Sarawak and the Agong makes him Tun Abdul Taib Mahmud.

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