DAP, PKR, UMNO

 

DAP, PKR, UMNO

A DAP member, a PKR member & an UMNO died & all went straight to hell.
There’s where politicians go, right?

The DAP member said “I miss my party. I want to call my party and see
how everybody is doing there.” She called and spoke with Lim Guan Eng
for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well, devil how much do I need to
pay for the call?

The devil says “Five million dollars”.

The DAP member said “What, so expensive-lah???” but wrote him a cheque
and went to sit back in her chair.

The PKR member was so jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna
call Anwar, I want to see how his so-do-me trial is going”

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil,
how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says “Ten million dollars”.

The PKR member said “What the f***! Bloody rip-off” but he got no
choice and made a cheque and went to sit back in his chair.

The UMNO member was even more jealous & starts screaming, “I want to
call my party leaders”,

He called the UMNO headquaters and he talked for twenty hours about
the Port Klang issue, the Allah issue, the pig head issue, the church
issue, the missing jet issue, Teoh Beng Hock issue, Perak takeover
issue, he talked & talked & talked,
then he asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says “Twenty dollars”.
The UMNO member was stunned & said “What !!?? Only twenty dollars???
So cheap ??!!”

The Devil says “calling from Hell to UMNO headquarters is only a LOCAL CALL.”